Saturday, August 20, 2022

Big Black Trucks

Where I live it is extremely easy to identify cult members because they are all driving these incredibly huge, shiny, brand-new big black pick-up trucks. One ton duallies with tinted windows are at the top of the order but they are all massive things and they are truly everywhere, not driven by farmers or ranchers, but by the new "bad-ass redneck" types, with Trump stickers and weapon decals, etc.. These things cost seventy thousand dollars or more which gives you an indication of what our local economy is like. Trump actually made Montana great again. The billionaires who got the tax breaks all moved here and bought ranches which the local tradesmen are fixing up for bank. Plus the Covid stimulus money. What do you do with all this fortune? Big Black Truck. If it takes a couple hundred to fill the thing up, whatever, more where that came from from. Co2 emmissions? Yeah, fuck that. The cult is focused on horsepower and looking good, way up there in the cab of a diesel Ford F350. They are incredibly happy, successful consumers, this working class, and they will not go gently into the night.

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